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Run, Karl, Run!

A co-worker told me today that he has a friend who lost a leg (below the knee) due to hospital error. As a result of this error, his friend was awarded $1.5 Million! 

 For $2 Million, they could have BOTH of my shins! Part of the deal would be that they have to hook me up with some of those cool spring legs ! 

Besides the obvious advantages of having fake feet (Geo Metro-like speed, Dumpster leaping, backflips on demand), here are 6 reasons I personally want spring shins: 

1. No more toe jam
2. Save big bucks on shoes
3. Ingrown toenails eliminated forever
4. I would be stub-proof
5. Would win every fire-walking competition I entered
6. NO MORE CANKLES! 

And he is off……..

  OK,  I’m off and blogging. My first post. What do I expect to accomplish?   Who the hell knows? Maybe, if I am lucky, something.  

  I  was hoping for some sort of stream-of-consciousness to spew forth from my fingers and into the blog. But, umm, that isn’t happening.

  Jesus, I hope I don’t end up buying this.